Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Steven Wright

Don’t be a know-it-all; be a learn-it-all.

Satya Nadella, Microsoft CEO

For every complicated problem there is a solution that is simple, direct, understandable, and wrong.

H. L. Mencken

Anyone who has ever dealt with the tax authorities, the educational system or any other complex bureaucracy knows that the truth hardly matters. What’s written on your form is far more important.

Yuval Noah Harari

I’m now telling my two kids that I DO have a favorite – but it’s neither of them.

Steve Olivas

Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century;

Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others,
Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected,
Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it,
Refusing to set aside trivial preferences,
Neglecting development and refinement of the mind,
Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

We can not solve our problems with the same level of thinking that created them.

Albert Einstein

People are never so completely and enthusiastically evil as when they act out of religious conviction.

Umberto Eco

The future is already here – it’s just not evenly distributed.

William Gibson

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

William Gibson

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Well done is better than well said.

Benjamin Franklin